Do y’all remember when I bought this? I decided that I wanted to start a bizarre wine bottle collection and my husband brushed it off like I would forget about it. Well, not so fast hubby, look what I won on eBay last night. WooHoo! I’m on my way to a full-on collection, y’all. Here’s […]
X is for X Chromosome – Having two will keep you from turning into a fish monster.
April 28, 2013 By 20 Comments
My husband just walked in with a tiny splinter in his pinkie finger Me: Want me to get some tweezers? Volker: No, I’ve got it. Then, he GRABS A GIANT HUNTING KNIFE. Me: What the fuck are you going to do with that? Volker: I need to open the skin. Me: Of a bear? You’re […]
A day at the wiener and butt museum
February 27, 2013 By 13 Comments
Last night we Skyped with Hunter’s parents Hunter (in a can you believe it!? voice): Hey mom, did you know that I saw naked things? That were naked! Soooo naked! Let me explain, I took my four year old nephew to a museum. Art is for all ages, right? It started off great. We checked […]
Back in the US(S)A and duck farts
January 13, 2013 By 16 Comments
I’m back home from our trip to Austria. I’d be totally depressed if I weren’t sick as a dog. Although my dogs are healthy as a horse so I’m not sure about that phrase. My husband gave me a wicked virus as an Austria parting gift. Conversation with my doctor, who’s been my doctor for […]
I’m the chick. The handsome guy is my husband, Volker. I was raised in a tiny town exploring creek beds and fishing holes in Northeast Oklahoma. He was raised in a large metro area in Germany exploring museums and all of Europe. It’s almost the same. Ten years ago he loaded up the truck and moved to Bentonville; Arkansas, that is, swimming pools and Wal-Mart. 
