Last week on the phone with my sister… Me: I have a giant red thing on my neck. It’s not a hickey. Sherli: Take a picture. Me: I can’t get the right angle. Hold on, I’m walking into the dentist’s office. Me: (in a packed waiting room to the receptionist) Hi! Would you mind taking […]
If this thing bites me, will I turn into Medusa? Then turn people into Weeping Angels? I don’t know how it works.
I had a crazy week, y’all. Sorry for disappearing for 5 days – that’s like 3 months in blog time. I’m baa-aack. (That’s supposed to sound like Poltergeist, not like a sick lamb.) There’s some kind of crazy infestation of fuzzy creepiness happening at my house. Earlier this month, they attacked my gardening gloves and […]
Do y’all remember when I bought this? I decided that I wanted to start a bizarre wine bottle collection and my husband brushed it off like I would forget about it. Well, not so fast hubby, look what I won on eBay last night. WooHoo! I’m on my way to a full-on collection, y’all. Here’s […]
Yep, I’m posting for Theme Thursday on Friday. If you’re new here, this kind of thing happens all the time. What am I proud of? So, what am I proud of? I had to stew on this one a bit. There are some obvious answers…my kid, my husband, sisters, brothers, mom, dad, etc. I’m […]
My short-term memory may suck but I can still kick your butt in music trivia. I just won’t remember doing it.
I used to be an intelligent person with crazy good memory. Unfortunately, my Rain Man brain reached maximum capacity somewhere around the time I turned 25. Given the type of information I can now retrieve, I wasn’t filling my head with any kind of world changing data. I can tell you what my phone number […]
I stared at the stupid cursor blinking at me for a very long time wondering how to approach a Mother’s Day post without turning it into a giant bummer. Not possible. So I skipped posting on Mother’s Day. For me, the holiday is bittersweet. On one hand, I’m a mom and it’s my very own […]
I thought it would be a good idea to plant the geraniums I bought last week before they shrivel up and die. I was in the process of planting them before Rachel’s whole colon explosion thing happened so the bucket of supplies was still sitting on the walkway up to my house. Yay. No prep […]
Rachel’s out of the hospital and studying for finals. If a doctor had tried to tell us on Tuesday that by Thursday Rachel would be out of bed for anything other than the bathroom, I would have had them forcibly removed from my presence. Not that I didn’t want her up and around, it just […]
RACHEL UPDATE: I’m putting this at the top because it’s such great news! Rach has really turned a corner and is flying through recovery! Amazingly, in the past 24 hours, she went from not being able to drink water to eating a bit of solid food. Her color is almost back to normal and she’s […]
Well, this weekend took a horrible turn. I’m at the hospital with my daughter, Rachel. She was having some lower abdominal issues Saturday, and after hours of wicked pain and misery, we went to the emergency room. She has some kind of infection (doctor’s best guess) in her colon and suffice it to say, it’s […]