Matt Dromi is the coolest guy ever. Yesterday, I met with the team at Modthink for lunch and to plead for help with the blogosphere. Does anyone even use that term anymore? If so, can we stop? I’m not a fan. Blogosphere – sounds like throw up. Anyway, I’m sitting beside super genius, Matt Dromi, who has mastered freaky Internet magic like he’s using Jedi mind tricks. Just by hitting a couple buttons he makes everything happy and sunshiny. We had a great first meeting and I’m looking forward to all the things Modthink can help me with – I need a crazy amount of help, y’all.
Here’s how I thank them – specifically Matt.
Brent Robinson!? What the…?! Make no mistake, Carla Murray liked this because she was laughing her ass off. So, while I’m sure this Brent is a super smart guy, I’ve never met him in person. Not once. *facepalm*
So in an attempt to grovel, I’ve composed this poem for Matt (not Brent. Brent has caused enough trouble.)
Ode to Matt
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Blogging but ready to junk it
Enter the Wizard Matt
Who fixed it in no time flat
So grateful she publicly thanks the wrong guy and dies a little inside. For the love of all that is good in the world, please forgive her. She’s an idiot.
Yeah, I’m not a poet. Please post gift suggestions.
American German – language lesson #11
Es tut mir Leid (es toot meer lied) – Roughly the equivalent of saying “I apologize” or “I’m sorry” or you could just say “Sorry” because everyone knows that one.