The next time I say something about a cortisone shot making me all super-powered, I need for someone to drive to Arkansas and slap the shit out of me. Who’s gonna take point on that? For some inexplicable reason, I decided that it was time to redecorate Rachel’s room. Probably because I’m jacked up […]
Everyone at HGTV is a big liar! I’m talking to you, Lara Spencer and all you other home makeover’ers.
Last week I visited my childhood friend, Samantha, in DC. She’s having a baby! We were driving to dinner, just catching up, when she tells this story: Sam: I was watching The Doctors and this guy thought he had stubbed his toe because he had this black mark on it. Turns […]
I found this in a seemingly normal wine shop. Me: Explain yourself. Volker: What the hell is that? Me: Hello. It comes from your people. You should know. Volker: Honey Boo Boo comes from your people so you go first. Me: Well played. Volker: Are you going to drink it? Me: I don’t drink cat. […]
I’m placing this picture here so the next picture doesn’t show up on your social media site, unless you want it to – then, well…sorry? Real post starts now. Not often do I plead with my husband to take me on a road trip when we’re in Kirchberg, but when I saw that this town […]
I’m back home from our trip to Austria. I’d be totally depressed if I weren’t sick as a dog. Although my dogs are healthy as a horse so I’m not sure about that phrase. My husband gave me a wicked virus as an Austria parting gift. Conversation with my doctor, who’s been my doctor for […]
I bought this for my dad at the Munich airport. Me: Look what I found for my dad, dick nougat! Volker: What!? That’s wrong on so many levels. Me: It says Wiener Nougat but dick is another name for wiener so it’s the same thing. Volker: I don’t think your dad’s going to eat that. […]