I just realized that this is the second post in a row with dogs and PETA. This isn’t going to become a thing. Next post will be about cats.
My super powered steroid shot has officially worn off which super sucks because I feel like crap. As a parting gift, the steroid shot left me with 10 extra pounds. I just picked food off of my jeans because if I wash them they’ll no longer be stretched out enough to fit over the new addition to my ass and I was hungry.
Today I was able to roll out of bed and drag my giant ass to art class where I learned something totally new and disgusting.
Warning – you won’t be able to unlearn this.
Dogs douche. Yep. It’s a thing. My friend’s dog had a problem with her “doggie biscuit” which was remedied with a dog douche. Oh, and just so you’re prepared, doggie douching is a two-man job – my friend had her son help out. I had so many questions that I didn’t get to ask because my mouth was full of throw up.
So, is this done with a bag and a hose of some kind? Is there a special doggie douche section at the Wal-Mart? Is the dog prancing around afterwards mocking the other dogs with not so fresh vaginas?
Where would one go to get a doggie douche, you ask? I turned to Google…
Holy shit, people. I can honestly say that until today I hadn’t given a single thought to the health of my dog’s vagina. I can’t say for sure whether my dog even has a vagina. We’ve all lost our ever-loving minds.
American German – language lesson #15
Auch Hundevaginas brauchen Liebe. (auk who-n-da-vwa-geen-as brow-ken lee-ba) Dog vaginas need love too. Don’t be gross(er). You’re welcome, PETA.